Assumption

French you are
avec rouge hair
a Celt I'd like to think.

Disilluusioned am I
parce que you say
it came from out the sink.

The subject here was a French 'assistant' teacher doing her placement and as I write limericks the following was for her parting.

There was a young teacher, Marie Laure
Who came from some foreign shore
To chattez in Franglais
And parlez en Anglais
Will she come back for some more?

By request, something lighter juxtaposed with the darker.